So I bought an iPod today.
I've named it Jenna, after the porn star, because just looking at it, just handling it -- no, caressing it -- no, her -- makes me want to make sweet love to it. Her.
It's been said a thousand times over that Apple committed a masterstroke of design with this thing. But seriously: no machine that I've ever encountered in my life has so ... aroused me as the iPod. The perfection of its weight and size, the off-white plastic on polished aluminum and most of all, the intoxicating clickwheel. Oh man. It can't charge fast enough.
By the way: I'm no investment expert, but I'd suggest Apple stock at any price. I'm a PC guy, always have been. The iPod might convert me.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment