Sources at ABC, speaking on condition of imagination, tell alexwayne.com that next year's college football national championship halftime extravaganza will feature Ashlee Simpson and Jamie Lynn Spears in a duet performance of the entire Thriller album.
Viewers can expect plenty of random shouting and pelvic thrusting coupled with a disconcerting feeling that these chicks really ought to be more attractive and hey, why can't they just hire their much hotter older sisters to like, make out on stage?
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