Monday, March 14, 2005

A pundit is born

Well, that was fun. Early reviews indicate I didn't make a total ass of myself. Tim Russert, have your people call my people -- or, er, me. But look, folks: when I say "stump Alex Wayne," I'm joking. I don't have a damn clue how much fraud takes place in Social Security, or whether elderly immigrants fresh off the boat can collect from the program. Sheesh!

Careful observers will note that I am owed $1 ...

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