Let's take it a step further, though. Let's outlaw all restaurant outings among groups of ten people or more who are unrelated, except under the following circumstances:
- The dinner is held at a restaurant that utilizes paper napkins; and/or
- said restaurant sells beer in cans; and/or
- said restaurant has a jukebox; and/or
- a mechanical bull; and/or
- something other than a fork or chopsticks is used to eat food (i.e.; hands, wooden mallets, shovels).
As a corollary, by the way: If you know of a restaurant that features all of those amenities, you should never go there in a group of less than 10.
C'mon, congressional Democrats -- let's making banning awkward and expensive dinners part of the "Nine for '09 Agenda."
2 comments:
Loved the article! can totaly relate -Three words -crazy former roomie. Absolutely loved going out to dinner and splitting the bill evenly even though I did not have 3glasses of wine at dinner!
Shocker. This is a woman who made you split the lawn care bill with her, on top of paying rent.
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